BRAINS! Everything You Need To Successfully Market Your Way Through The Zombie Apocalypse! is your ultimate guide to thriving in the post-apocalyptic wasteland using the only skill modern civilization truly values: marketing.
Whether you're trying to build a cult, a community, or just a personal brand that screams “thought leader with access to potable water,” this book teaches you how to:
Use brand storytelling to unite the masses (and distract them from the screams)
Master emotional marketing—because fear sells, and so does hope in a can
Nail your target audience, even when they're armed and suspicious
Build influencer status among survivors with strong social proof and strong coffee
Run viral campaigns (and maybe a barter economy) without Wi-Fi
Perfect for:
Zombie fans who love funny survival books
Copywriters who secretly think they could run a bunker
Marketers who want to sell hope during the literal end of days
Preppers who know the real weapon is messaging clarity
Anyone looking to laugh through the collapse
WHY STOCK THIS BOOK?
Perfect for humor & gift sections – Unique, laugh-out-loud content.
Great impulse buy – Eye-catching cover & funny concept.
Ideal for indie bookstores – Niche appeal and conversation starter.
Free review copy available – Just ask!
BOOK DETAILS
ISBN: 9798291441251
Retail Price: $4.99
Wholesale Discount: 55% off retail
Format: Paperback
Page Count: 44
Trim Size: 8” x 11”
Distributor Options: Direct